Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights soundtrack – Long Ago lyrics

It all seemed so long ago
Young and happy don't you know
Down by the creek i would show, fireflies to that girl
But that was back when he was nice
Before my warm heart turned to ice
My sisters wig once had lice
But that was long ago

The schoolyard's where we were, the first time i kissed her
He thought he got some tongue,
But it was only retainer.
Elenore's bra is a trainer.
Well over there's my family home,
And the woods we used to roam.
The only time i had sex was on the phone.
But that was long ago.

I carved our names upon that tree.
I loved him and he loved me.
My darling wife was once a he.
But that was long ago.

He'd always whisper in my ear.
But then I started drinking beer.
My jewels got licked by six frisky deer.
Now hes just a loner and a liar.
And my trailer's caught on fire. FIRE?!